Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Moss ≥ Awesome

You know those Chuck Norris "fact" jokes that were popular a few years ago? For example:

"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist."


"If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

Pretty ridiculously awesome, right? Well, I got to thinking...if you changed "Chuck Norris" to "Moss"... some of these might in fact be true :D

Moss doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Moss counted to infinity - twice.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Moss has allowed to live.

Moss doesn't sleep. He waits.

Moss destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Moss does not get frostbite. Moss bites frost.


All kidding aside (okay, well, most), I'm totally in awe of Moss right now. Real original thought, right? Haha. He is just so amazing though!!! He's ten months old, has been on sheep maybe twenty times, and is already doing a lot of the same stuff that Cedar is. I mean, I know nothing about this sport, but I think that's pretty cool :-P. He's a prodigy for sure.

I got to work with him yesterday out at Dianne's, and had an awesome time! For such a doofus, he listens quite well ;) and all this stuff comes so easy for him. It's really nice, especially for someone as stressed out and foggy-brained as I am right now, to just be able to go out and have fun (and also be productive!) without all the negative. I feel like I deserve it every once in awhile :-P

Cedar's at Dianne's for the week, and I miss her like crazy. Dianne said that she was "wide-eyed" but fine last night... I think this all might be sort of traumatic for her, LOL. I hope she's doing all right. My bed is lonely without her curled up against me at night :(

1 comment:

JoeC said...

Best...Blog post..ever....

Moss is like Chuck Norris, but on sheep, bwahhhahahahaha. Also my bed is lonely without you curled up next to me.